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1.Example of Coincidence

Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

2.Tiger’s Fast Food

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
Fast Food…my dear friend.

3.General equations & statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4.Laughing is the best medicine

Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine.

5.A notice in a factory

A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.